The world of pet unemployment

Does a pet deserve unemployment compensation? They give you love and affection. But does the love and affection become adversely affected by your own compensation? Do you cease the much desired treats of cat nip and dog bones? Considering that we own these pets, what is our obligations? To remain true and obedient servants of pets, or unemployed sacrificial lambs of society? My guess is that to remain optimistic in our troubled times, we will continue to look for the pets that love us, and that they have a simpleness that we adore of them that we will overcome. But the social experiment between pets and unemployment will nonetheless be a conundrum of pet owners given the financial situation we are in. Pets are a feline and canine sense of self reassurance in these difficult times. Sometimes your flush and all clean (cat), working for your next nap (vacation), and sometimes your a canine (dog), always looking to go outside to shit or pee, sometimes in the neighbor's yard. It's an analogy of life. Cat's are always care free and satisfied, Dog's always want to go even further. The cat will always forgive and come back, but the dog will always want to piss on someone's territory and then come back when things get tough. In my opinion pets will not be sacrificed in this economy because of the fierce allegiances that we gain with them no matter their wrong doings or injustices. So Wrigley, I tell you sleep 16 hours a day, and be my friend only the remaining of the 8 hours that your willing.