6 month guarantee

Match.com sucks. I want a woman in my life, this 6 month thing finds me wanting it even more. Why? Because they bet/promised me that that would happen, I fell for it. Now I am forced to save face and view/email random woman that I have no intention to see or date, in order win over match.com. I went from a idealistic opportunist to a incredibly naive bachelor that I started out as. I still don't want the match.com bet to go away, yet has match.com lived up to their bargain in this. I now am relegated to creating emails to women for the sake of beating match.com in their requirements. I emailed several women that I thought would email in return. Were they not interested, or were they complicit in the scheme? Now my matches all resemble hideous unicorns in half shell costumes of Igor-esk creatures.