The incredible secret

Back when I was a naive and potentially persuaded individual (2006), I applied for a new job. I know that is crazy to me, as I'm about the only 1 to read this, but it's true. What was it I ask? I know the answer, I applied for the CIA. It was an interesting process actually. I found that the secrecy involved made me paranoid. Believe it or not I restrained from telling my pops. When I told my girlfriend at the time, I received a call the next day. Secrecy is important, and scary. To this day I am proud of how far I made it in their selection process. (1 step shy) I have yet to this day to receive mail in my box that does not have a post mark. I have scurried away all these documents and correspondences for my own self importance. Thank god that the CIA is selective and the dog walkers in front of my house are no longer CIA recruiters. But is that guy with the great dane a spy? Boy was I/am paranoid about this. whoisamerica.blogspot.com Eric P.S. The story is completely true, except for the great dane being a spy.

6 month guarantee

Match.com sucks. I want a woman in my life, this 6 month thing finds me wanting it even more. Why? Because they bet/promised me that that would happen, I fell for it. Now I am forced to save face and view/email random woman that I have no intention to see or date, in order win over match.com. I went from a idealistic opportunist to a incredibly naive bachelor that I started out as. I still don't want the match.com bet to go away, yet has match.com lived up to their bargain in this. I now am relegated to creating emails to women for the sake of beating match.com in their requirements. I emailed several women that I thought would email in return. Were they not interested, or were they complicit in the scheme? Now my matches all resemble hideous unicorns in half shell costumes of Igor-esk creatures.

crossward pussles?

Is it just me, or am I the lone individual that loves crossword puzzles that is less than 80 years old? Or I don't have a life? I love the intellectual stimulation and sarcasm that usually comes with this. What I hate is the misspelling of words that ultimately confuses me. The hole point of a crossword pussle is to expand the mind and vocabulary of the solver. How is it that the crossword makers now neglect spelling errors? When an I is an i don't give me an eye. Or a Aye. If you don't get it your a whole in the grind. whoisamerica.blogspot.com Eric funny how that blog spot is spelled wrong yet this is not (not a complete sentence) Who is America dot blog spot dot com (notacompletesentence)