Tuesday, April 25, 2006

The Shit Hole

I found a shit hole house. It's nice on the inside but butt ugly on the outside. I'm unsure on how to proceed. It needs probably 15k in mechanical and remodeling. It could be my first home. The previous owner, the eccentric, wanted to grow vines on the house. The basement. Put it this way outlets every 4 feet and flourescent lights every two feet. Get the picture. Yes, professor smoke alot. And professor no care about the maintenance. The house needs a ton of work. Picture this... grass on the lawn no, all plants, he was, is an eccentric. Upstairs is great if I was a pimp. He created the ultimate whore house. Built in carpet SHAG rooms, literally. Built in low materess rooms in the story and half. Player wantebe. Although if I could pull it off, I would. This guy has something in common with me though. Ivy. Except we have different opinions on the subject. I love ivy, at wrigley. He loves Ivy on the house. He has actually grown ivy on the house by pulling a rope toward the house with the ivy. What's that called, .....eccentric professer. Anyway it's a probable project at best, at the right price. You never know it might be my shag palace someday?
Eric,
I am America

1 comment:

Meg said...

So are you going to buy it? A fixer upper can be very rewarding and very frustrating at the same time.