The incredible secret

Back when I was a naive and potentially persuaded individual (2006), I applied for a new job. I know that is crazy to me, as I'm about the only 1 to read this, but it's true. What was it I ask? I know the answer, I applied for the CIA. It was an interesting process actually. I found that the secrecy involved made me paranoid. Believe it or not I restrained from telling my pops. When I told my girlfriend at the time, I received a call the next day. Secrecy is important, and scary. To this day I am proud of how far I made it in their selection process. (1 step shy) I have yet to this day to receive mail in my box that does not have a post mark. I have scurried away all these documents and correspondences for my own self importance. Thank god that the CIA is selective and the dog walkers in front of my house are no longer CIA recruiters. But is that guy with the great dane a spy? Boy was I/am paranoid about this. whoisamerica.blogspot.com Eric P.S. The story is completely true, except for the great dane being a spy.

6 month guarantee

Match.com sucks. I want a woman in my life, this 6 month thing finds me wanting it even more. Why? Because they bet/promised me that that would happen, I fell for it. Now I am forced to save face and view/email random woman that I have no intention to see or date, in order win over match.com. I went from a idealistic opportunist to a incredibly naive bachelor that I started out as. I still don't want the match.com bet to go away, yet has match.com lived up to their bargain in this. I now am relegated to creating emails to women for the sake of beating match.com in their requirements. I emailed several women that I thought would email in return. Were they not interested, or were they complicit in the scheme? Now my matches all resemble hideous unicorns in half shell costumes of Igor-esk creatures.

crossward pussles?

Is it just me, or am I the lone individual that loves crossword puzzles that is less than 80 years old? Or I don't have a life? I love the intellectual stimulation and sarcasm that usually comes with this. What I hate is the misspelling of words that ultimately confuses me. The hole point of a crossword pussle is to expand the mind and vocabulary of the solver. How is it that the crossword makers now neglect spelling errors? When an I is an i don't give me an eye. Or a Aye. If you don't get it your a whole in the grind. whoisamerica.blogspot.com Eric funny how that blog spot is spelled wrong yet this is not (not a complete sentence) Who is America dot blog spot dot com (notacompletesentence)

country music

Country music is so soulful. That's why own a lap steel guitar that I can't make a tune out of. The point is when you listen to country music it reveals your own life in song. I am not a musically talented guy but I listen to lyrics and chords and hear my voice in song. Soulful is the word. 15 years is this summer for my high school reunion, and I listened to Rage, Metallica, AC/DC, and believe it or not a smitten of Shania Twain. I could have never foreshadowed my musical interest, even though the evidence was there. Too bad Tim McGraw already got her!
Eric,
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Class of an interesting 1997 genre of music

occupy anything

It is clear to me that the protesters in NYC have no clue in the world. Mr. Wilson would be upset. All that time on their hands and they can't clean up after themselves. I occupy one household with one cat and myself and I rake leaves, mow grass, vaccuum carpets, dust, clean the toilet, do laundry, wash dishes (by hand), cook dinner, clean the litter box of the cat, and take out the garbage. I forgot, I work 45 hours a week as a carpenter with a degree in Marketing. Complain to me now. You still don't know who Mr. Wilson is either.
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eric

neighbors

I love my home and my monthly payments show that. Why, then do I become an oasis. Rake your leaves, and I will rake mine, not yours. It's already a chore don't add to it.
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eric

the current spin on the economy

Q3: still Obama's recession, yet he tells us that 103,000 jobs were created.? According to several sources reporting on this issue, he inexplicably counted 45,000 striking workers at Verizon. Those are not new jobs. According to most "Economists" it takes 125,000 NEW jobs a month to sustain population growth. I know there are 57 states in the US minus Alaska and Hawaii for him to visit, but my basic elementary math does not show the same statistics as our savior. Campaign point for him can be "It isn't 10% yet".
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